Ode To Taxes

I got this little poem about taxes in my email recently and thought I would post it as I myself begin to prepare for the upcoming tax season…

       Tax his land,
       Tax his bed,
       Tax the table
       At which he’s fed.

       Tax his tractor,
       Tax his mule,
       Teach him taxes
       Are the rule.

       Tax his cow,
       Tax his goat,
       Tax his pants,
       Tax his coat.

       Tax his ties,
       Tax his shirt,
       Tax his work,
       Tax his dirt.

       Tax his tobacco,
       Tax his drink,
       Tax him if he
       Tries to think.

       Tax his cigars,
       Tax his beers,
       If he cries, then
       Tax his tears.

       Tax his car,
       Tax his gas,
       Find other ways
       To tax his ass

       Tax all he has
       Then let him know
       That you won’t be done
       Till he has no dough.

       When he screams and hollers,
       Then tax him some more,
       Tax him till
       He’s good and sore.

       Then tax his coffin,
       Tax his grave,
       Tax the sod in
       Which he’s laid.

       Put these words
       upon his tomb,
       “Taxes drove me
       to my doom…”

       When he’s gone,
       Do not relax,
       Its time to apply
       The inheritance tax.

       Accounts Receivable Tax
       Building Permit Tax
       CDL license Tax
       Cigarette Tax
       Corporate Income Tax
       Dog License Tax
       Federal Income Tax
       Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
       Fishing License Tax
       Food License Tax,
       Fuel permit tax
       Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
       Hunting License Tax
       Inheritance Tax
       Interest expense
       Inventory tax
       IRS Interest Charges
       IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
       Liquor Tax
       Luxury Taxes
       Marriage License Tax
       Medicare Tax
       Property Tax
       Real Estate Tax
       Service charge taxes
       Social Security Tax
       Road usage taxes
       Sales Tax
       Recreational Vehicle Tax
       School Tax
       State Income Tax
       State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
       Telephone federal excise tax
       Telephone federal universal service fee tax
       Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
       Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
       Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
       Telephone state and local tax
       Telephone usage charge tax
       Utility Taxes
       Vehicle License Registration Tax
       Vehicle Sales Tax
       Watercraft registration Tax
       Well Permit Tax
       Workers Compensation Tax

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